Sexually appropriate handshake, not too firm, not too floppy, three pumps for good measure.
I wrote this as a joke after reading about the ridiculous news story on David Beckham kissing his daughter. It’s just a take on where we are headed if we don’t pump the brakes on sensationalism in the media and online. I don’t know about you but I do not want to pay to go see the above movie in twenty years time. Healthy expression of emotion is a fundamental cog in the human psyche – leave it alone.